If Santa Was a Server …

If Santa Was a Server ...With the winter storms and the Christmas chaos, the ALIASS team wanted to bring a little humor to your holidays. So we present the Top 15 Countdown of why Santa would be a great Server:

15. He would be the perfect poster child for the PAAPRS ‘Don’t Shoot the Messenger’ campaign …

14. You may start following him more closely on Twitter (his handle is @santaclaus or you can track his whereabouts with @noradsanta) …

13. Coal wouldn’t sound so bad …

12. He would provide service with a friendly smile, a twinkle in his eye, a belly laugh and a candy cane …

11. You hope he doesn’t check-in and update his Facebook status for deliveries throughout the day …

10. He could enjoy a two-for-one opportunity when your kids are waiting in line to ask for presents …

9. He doesn’t need a disguise and kids will happily open the door for the guy in the red suit …

8. When he shows up at your door your kids would say ‘I told you he was real’ …

7. He already tracks the growing naughty list …

6. You hope your home or business is not on his Foursquare places to visit list …

5. He can magically deliver hundreds of thousands of papers in a single day …

4. After serving your documents, he would only expect milk and cookies for the delivery …

3. You would not admit he is real because friends will ask you how you know …

2. He would have a 100% delivery rate because he sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake …

And the #1 reason Santa would be a great Server:

1. He already knows if you’ve been bad or good … he would be good for goodness sake!

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