With the winter storms and the Christmas chaos, the ALIASS team wanted to bring a little humor to your holidays. So we present the Top 15 Countdown of why Santa would be a great Server:
15. He would be the perfect poster child for the PAAPRS ‘Don’t Shoot the Messenger’ campaign …
14. You may start following him more closely on Twitter (his handle is @santaclaus or you can track his whereabouts with @noradsanta) …
13. Coal wouldn’t sound so bad …
12. He would provide service with a friendly smile, a twinkle in his eye, a belly laugh and a candy cane …
11. You hope he doesn’t check-in and update his Facebook status for deliveries throughout the day …
10. He could enjoy a two-for-one opportunity when your kids are waiting in line to ask for presents …
9. He doesn’t need a disguise and kids will happily open the door for the guy in the red suit …
8. When he shows up at your door your kids would say ‘I told you he was real’ …
7. He already tracks the growing naughty list …
6. You hope your home or business is not on his Foursquare places to visit list …
5. He can magically deliver hundreds of thousands of papers in a single day …
4. After serving your documents, he would only expect milk and cookies for the delivery …
3. You would not admit he is real because friends will ask you how you know …
2. He would have a 100% delivery rate because he sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake …
And the #1 reason Santa would be a great Server:
1. He already knows if you’ve been bad or good … he would be good for goodness sake!
